Female Feline (FF) : She-who-is-to-be-hunted-except-when-she-brings-us-food has returned.
Boykit (BK) : Has she brought fish?
FF : No, but she is opening the-cold-box-where-the-mil
BK : I want fish. Why hasn't she brought fish? KILL HER!
FF and BK together pounce on Hapless Human's (HH)`foot.
Today is a lucky day for HH. She - foot included - survives.
Note to self : Buy fish!!!
3 comments:
cats rule, for sure.
update! i insist!
@jd - ha ha ha ha! coming from someone who disappears often and for long durations that demand sure is a laugh.
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